This is a hilarious video about Barrack Obama, the American Democratic Presidential candidate. You have to follow the debate all the way through to appreciate how funny this is. WARNING : SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. Anyhow I still laughed all the way through, Haha.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
what is it like to be a fat boy?
assalamualaikum,
growing up in a XXL family has its pro and cons.even though i am the lightest among the boys in my family, overall, we had a good life. not the physical challenge that matters me the most, but the goodness of inner self is the basic of kindness. i was born as a normal complete baby boy. healthy, no sign of dysmorphology, syndactyl, adactyl, anomelia, meromelia and etc. alhamdulillah, ALLAH gave me perfect physical but there will always test behind it on how i'm going to use it. as i said before, disability does not mean u have incomplete limb or etc, but disability can happen to those who limit themselves and draw a very narrow border in their life.
i was quite thin until i was 8. after that, i kept eating until i became horizontally challenge. no one in my family can resist my mother's cooking, the best in the world i perhaps. my father is a very generous when it comes to food, he spent million on food. i still can remember he brought back udang galah as bing as chicken leg. that is big for your information.
my friends had always make fun of me, teasing me around because of my extra fat. anyway, thats what children do. whenever they want to hurt my feeling, all they said is, "kau dah lah gemok!!!!". i cant counter them because i am fat. but, my father kept telling me that i am fine. u got a healthy body, not so fat and not so thin.
when i was in MRSM, the same things happened. all i can do was ignored them and smile. my mother always said, dont criticized people based on their appearance, but criticize people on their attitude. that is the most important thing they have to change. as i became older, i became shy of my physical appearance since my attraction towards the girl had increased. i tried to work on losing weight. i played basketball, football, ping pong and etc and tried to produce sweat as much as i can. when people saw me, they would say, "hey, u sweat like a pig!". whatever, i don't care. but my English teacher scolded at my friends who classified me as fat, she said "he is not fat, he's just chubby!". well, sound cute wasn't it?
now, here i am. 170cm tall, 70 kg weight. alhamdulillah for what i am right now. i realized that people will never appreciate with their look and try to change it. sometimes i do have that kind of thought but i try to convince myself, please abdul muhaimin, say alhamdulillah. the basic this is u stay healthy and u have the desire to eat halal and good food. my mother always said that.
health and youth are for ibadah to ALLAH. nothing else than that. not for girls, sport, working, or etc. just be grateful for what you are and stay healthy.
salam XXL
growing up in a XXL family has its pro and cons.even though i am the lightest among the boys in my family, overall, we had a good life. not the physical challenge that matters me the most, but the goodness of inner self is the basic of kindness. i was born as a normal complete baby boy. healthy, no sign of dysmorphology, syndactyl, adactyl, anomelia, meromelia and etc. alhamdulillah, ALLAH gave me perfect physical but there will always test behind it on how i'm going to use it. as i said before, disability does not mean u have incomplete limb or etc, but disability can happen to those who limit themselves and draw a very narrow border in their life.
i was quite thin until i was 8. after that, i kept eating until i became horizontally challenge. no one in my family can resist my mother's cooking, the best in the world i perhaps. my father is a very generous when it comes to food, he spent million on food. i still can remember he brought back udang galah as bing as chicken leg. that is big for your information.
my friends had always make fun of me, teasing me around because of my extra fat. anyway, thats what children do. whenever they want to hurt my feeling, all they said is, "kau dah lah gemok!!!!". i cant counter them because i am fat. but, my father kept telling me that i am fine. u got a healthy body, not so fat and not so thin.
when i was in MRSM, the same things happened. all i can do was ignored them and smile. my mother always said, dont criticized people based on their appearance, but criticize people on their attitude. that is the most important thing they have to change. as i became older, i became shy of my physical appearance since my attraction towards the girl had increased. i tried to work on losing weight. i played basketball, football, ping pong and etc and tried to produce sweat as much as i can. when people saw me, they would say, "hey, u sweat like a pig!". whatever, i don't care. but my English teacher scolded at my friends who classified me as fat, she said "he is not fat, he's just chubby!". well, sound cute wasn't it?
now, here i am. 170cm tall, 70 kg weight. alhamdulillah for what i am right now. i realized that people will never appreciate with their look and try to change it. sometimes i do have that kind of thought but i try to convince myself, please abdul muhaimin, say alhamdulillah. the basic this is u stay healthy and u have the desire to eat halal and good food. my mother always said that.
health and youth are for ibadah to ALLAH. nothing else than that. not for girls, sport, working, or etc. just be grateful for what you are and stay healthy.
salam XXL
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
malay rights????????
assalamualaikum,
i used to hear stories about how Malay, Indian and Chinese were very close before independence. i wonder if i can feel that kind of brotherhood right now but it seems so far away. between races, there is a big gap, we seem so difference even though we are all Malaysian. one of the sign of integration is the language. look at how Chinese and Indian speak Malay, they speak Malay with their own ascent because they don't mix around with the Malay and the Malay don't bother to interact with them. in our education and newspapers, we instill racism in the student, we separate the school according to the race. this is unacceptable.
one of the reason why this happen is because of the Malay rights. i am a Malay but i try to put myself in the shoes of other races. what do they think about the Malay right? the Malay get extra in almost everything. as a Muslim, i believe in justice. based on my understanding, Islam never encourages double standard. if you work hard and you will get accordingly.
however, i believe there are some reason why we have to practice this double standard policy. the Malays are lagging behind and the government should favor them since we don't want a big gap between the rich and poor. or else, this will create instability. in addition, this policy should be implement carefully in order to prevent any nepotism and cronyism.
when should we abolish the Malay rights? i think when the time of my generation to the country, i expect the Malay's standard will be as good as other races. we shall change the policy of favor toward Malay, to the policy of favor toward the poor without considering what race they are.
this is justice. all races should be given same rights. all people should enjoy the wealth. by now we should not think the non Malays are squatters. don't instill any racist ideology in the mind of our children because ALLAH will ask you to responsible for that.
i managed to catch this mouse alive. afterwards, i drowned him. hahahahahahha
salam "justice"
i used to hear stories about how Malay, Indian and Chinese were very close before independence. i wonder if i can feel that kind of brotherhood right now but it seems so far away. between races, there is a big gap, we seem so difference even though we are all Malaysian. one of the sign of integration is the language. look at how Chinese and Indian speak Malay, they speak Malay with their own ascent because they don't mix around with the Malay and the Malay don't bother to interact with them. in our education and newspapers, we instill racism in the student, we separate the school according to the race. this is unacceptable.
one of the reason why this happen is because of the Malay rights. i am a Malay but i try to put myself in the shoes of other races. what do they think about the Malay right? the Malay get extra in almost everything. as a Muslim, i believe in justice. based on my understanding, Islam never encourages double standard. if you work hard and you will get accordingly.
however, i believe there are some reason why we have to practice this double standard policy. the Malays are lagging behind and the government should favor them since we don't want a big gap between the rich and poor. or else, this will create instability. in addition, this policy should be implement carefully in order to prevent any nepotism and cronyism.
when should we abolish the Malay rights? i think when the time of my generation to the country, i expect the Malay's standard will be as good as other races. we shall change the policy of favor toward Malay, to the policy of favor toward the poor without considering what race they are.
this is justice. all races should be given same rights. all people should enjoy the wealth. by now we should not think the non Malays are squatters. don't instill any racist ideology in the mind of our children because ALLAH will ask you to responsible for that.
i managed to catch this mouse alive. afterwards, i drowned him. hahahahahahhasalam "justice"
Saturday, October 18, 2008
my 10 favourite verses
assalamualaikum,
if you live around me, u will realize how weird i can be. especially when i am with my close male friends or my family, i used to produce unbelievable sounds which are annoying and unaccpetable. many people frowned when they heard this but i just smile in pride to defend my attitude. thats just me. childish, crazy and producing distinctive sound. may be i can say that i am too attached to the surrounding so that i make natural sound like chewbacca. by the way, i always wondering why not is i say something beneficial like zikr to ALLAH. well, i think i need to work on that.
here are the list of my favourite verses as far as i can remember:
1. epuit epuit epuit - this sound came when i was in secondary school. it must be produced together with the act of cat trying to rub his fur. how cute it is?
2. auuuwwwww- i dont really know how the spell it but it should sound like chewbacca. i started to like chewbacca last year because i think i sounds masculine.
3. terbayek - this one is expressed when i feel the thing is the best. i should be pronounce with passion.
4. squaziong squaziong pachtung pachttung- this is a hybrid of german and french. i will say this to say excuse me. please say it with passion
5. tak bleh blah dowh - actually i got this one from lad in MARA COLLEGE BANTING but i customized this to be more like me.
6. eechik eechik eechik - this one should be said for three times. i used it at home to defend myself when my mother of brother are mad at me.
7. biar betik - i got this one from my friend as well. i found it quite funny actually.
8. aku sayang dia maaaa, aku cinta dia maaa, yyg sedang2 saja - this was taken from dangdut song by iwan. when i fall in love, this expression will be said.
9. pom kut pom kut persembahan giant - it was taken from doremon comic. normally utter among boys in my family.
10. mari ikut kami - this is my version of "lets go". i got it from a scary pentomin recording.
11. kur kur kur - originate from burung tekukur. instead of saying "ooo ye ke!!!!", this verse is used.
12. horror oror oror oror - this expression comes out in disbelieving that will thing happen
salam childish
if you live around me, u will realize how weird i can be. especially when i am with my close male friends or my family, i used to produce unbelievable sounds which are annoying and unaccpetable. many people frowned when they heard this but i just smile in pride to defend my attitude. thats just me. childish, crazy and producing distinctive sound. may be i can say that i am too attached to the surrounding so that i make natural sound like chewbacca. by the way, i always wondering why not is i say something beneficial like zikr to ALLAH. well, i think i need to work on that.
here are the list of my favourite verses as far as i can remember:
1. epuit epuit epuit - this sound came when i was in secondary school. it must be produced together with the act of cat trying to rub his fur. how cute it is?
2. auuuwwwww- i dont really know how the spell it but it should sound like chewbacca. i started to like chewbacca last year because i think i sounds masculine.
3. terbayek - this one is expressed when i feel the thing is the best. i should be pronounce with passion.
4. squaziong squaziong pachtung pachttung- this is a hybrid of german and french. i will say this to say excuse me. please say it with passion
5. tak bleh blah dowh - actually i got this one from lad in MARA COLLEGE BANTING but i customized this to be more like me.
6. eechik eechik eechik - this one should be said for three times. i used it at home to defend myself when my mother of brother are mad at me.
7. biar betik - i got this one from my friend as well. i found it quite funny actually.
8. aku sayang dia maaaa, aku cinta dia maaa, yyg sedang2 saja - this was taken from dangdut song by iwan. when i fall in love, this expression will be said.
9. pom kut pom kut persembahan giant - it was taken from doremon comic. normally utter among boys in my family.
10. mari ikut kami - this is my version of "lets go". i got it from a scary pentomin recording.
11. kur kur kur - originate from burung tekukur. instead of saying "ooo ye ke!!!!", this verse is used.
12. horror oror oror oror - this expression comes out in disbelieving that will thing happen
salam childish
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Islam.
(Al-kisah, di sebuah kedai mamak di Taman Seri Gombak bertemulah 3 orang sahabat yang sudah setahun berpisah dan kemudian bertemu semula. Dialog ini berlaku pada pukul 11.30 malam di restoran yang selalu menjadi tempat melepak 3 sahabat tersebut.)
Zul: Kat oversea....kat tempat aku skang.......tarbiyah Islam kuat. Ada usrah, ada jemaah, ada masjid, orang Islam pun ramai. Korang kat UiTM camne? Ada tak benda-benda camni ?
Wan: Ehm....ade laa...budak-budak Tabligh. Tapi aku tak join.
Ijat: Aku pun sama. Malas.
Zul: Korang belajar langsung tak pasal Islam?
Wan: Ada laa. Modul Islam Hadhari dalam silibus kitorang. Sume kene ambik. Wajib.
Zul: Kau pun kene ke? (Melihat ke arah Ijat)
Ijat: Ye laa....dah wajib.....sume laa kene.
Zul: Betul ke Islam Hadhari ni?
Wan: Ok je setakat aku belajar. Takde bende yang pelik-pelik. Sume pasal fardhu ain, jihad ekonomi, tanggungjawab individu pada masyarakat ngan Islam dalam masyarakat majmuk. Pastu ada laa sket pasal pembangunan modal insan.
Zul: Aku tatau laa Wan. Banyak cite tak sedap aku dengar pasal Islam Hadhari ni kat oversea.
Wan: Amendenye?
Zul: Ntah laa....ada orang kata sesat laa.....mainan politik laa....macam-macam. Aku tak sedap hati.
Wan: Dulu ustazah aku kat UiTM tu pun kata benda ni bid'ah. Tak patut wat.....tapi lepas dia sendiri yang semak kurikulum tu...........dia plak yang menyokong usul modul ni kat UiTM.
Zul: Aisshhh.....betul ka ni? Ke ustazah tu ade "main ikut belakang?"
Ijat: Mane laa kitorang tau. Kau nak suruh kitorang ikut ustazah tu 24 jam? Gile ape?! Kau gi laa tanye dia sendiri.
Zul: Aku still tak sedap hati gak. Ini sume mainan politik.
Ijat: Kau jangan jadi bodoh laa. Tak kira laaa manusia tu Islam Hadhari ke, Tabligh ke, PAS ke atau ntah ape jadah punye jemaah lagi ke........kalau orang tanya dia," Kau ni agama ape?" jawapan makhluk tu mesti Islam. Takkan nye dia jawab," Aku ni Islam Hadhari, Tabligh or PAS". Kalau orang tanye die lagi," Ape pegangan kau?" Mesti gak makhluk tu cakap Allah tuhan aku pastu Muhammad s.a.w tu Rasul aku. Tak kira dia dari mana pun, jemaah ape pun, dia pegi surau mane pun ....last-last yang keluar dari mulut dia bile orang tanye dia ," Kau ni agama ape?", mesti satu gak dia jawap. Islam. Tak tambah, tak kurang.
(Zul tersentak. Dia melihat kepada kedua orang sahabatnya yang sibuk menghisap rokok sambil tangan mereka lekas menaip mesej di telefon bimbit untuk kedua orang teman wanita mereka. Kedua orang sahabatnya berseluar pendek. Malam itu dia telah belajar agama dari mereka berdua.)
Zul: Kat oversea....kat tempat aku skang.......tarbiyah Islam kuat. Ada usrah, ada jemaah, ada masjid, orang Islam pun ramai. Korang kat UiTM camne? Ada tak benda-benda camni ?
Wan: Ehm....ade laa...budak-budak Tabligh. Tapi aku tak join.
Ijat: Aku pun sama. Malas.
Zul: Korang belajar langsung tak pasal Islam?
Wan: Ada laa. Modul Islam Hadhari dalam silibus kitorang. Sume kene ambik. Wajib.
Zul: Kau pun kene ke? (Melihat ke arah Ijat)
Ijat: Ye laa....dah wajib.....sume laa kene.
Zul: Betul ke Islam Hadhari ni?
Wan: Ok je setakat aku belajar. Takde bende yang pelik-pelik. Sume pasal fardhu ain, jihad ekonomi, tanggungjawab individu pada masyarakat ngan Islam dalam masyarakat majmuk. Pastu ada laa sket pasal pembangunan modal insan.
Zul: Aku tatau laa Wan. Banyak cite tak sedap aku dengar pasal Islam Hadhari ni kat oversea.
Wan: Amendenye?
Zul: Ntah laa....ada orang kata sesat laa.....mainan politik laa....macam-macam. Aku tak sedap hati.
Wan: Dulu ustazah aku kat UiTM tu pun kata benda ni bid'ah. Tak patut wat.....tapi lepas dia sendiri yang semak kurikulum tu...........dia plak yang menyokong usul modul ni kat UiTM.
Zul: Aisshhh.....betul ka ni? Ke ustazah tu ade "main ikut belakang?"
Ijat: Mane laa kitorang tau. Kau nak suruh kitorang ikut ustazah tu 24 jam? Gile ape?! Kau gi laa tanye dia sendiri.
Zul: Aku still tak sedap hati gak. Ini sume mainan politik.
Ijat: Kau jangan jadi bodoh laa. Tak kira laaa manusia tu Islam Hadhari ke, Tabligh ke, PAS ke atau ntah ape jadah punye jemaah lagi ke........kalau orang tanya dia," Kau ni agama ape?" jawapan makhluk tu mesti Islam. Takkan nye dia jawab," Aku ni Islam Hadhari, Tabligh or PAS". Kalau orang tanye die lagi," Ape pegangan kau?" Mesti gak makhluk tu cakap Allah tuhan aku pastu Muhammad s.a.w tu Rasul aku. Tak kira dia dari mana pun, jemaah ape pun, dia pegi surau mane pun ....last-last yang keluar dari mulut dia bile orang tanye dia ," Kau ni agama ape?", mesti satu gak dia jawap. Islam. Tak tambah, tak kurang.
(Zul tersentak. Dia melihat kepada kedua orang sahabatnya yang sibuk menghisap rokok sambil tangan mereka lekas menaip mesej di telefon bimbit untuk kedua orang teman wanita mereka. Kedua orang sahabatnya berseluar pendek. Malam itu dia telah belajar agama dari mereka berdua.)
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